Take a moment and think about all of the jokes or hypothetical situations involving children that you have ever heard or told. Now take second to think about how many were about the adventures of "Little Johnny".
Who is "Little Johnny"? Now of course over the years there has not been one little boy who has never aged, but there still remains the question was there ever a first "Little Johnny"? If there ever was an original, who was he and what was his first act ever done that put his name in the jokes for all of history? Feel free to leave comments on your theories or just your favorite "Little Johnny" jokes.